One of the most important things, when deciding where to live, is of course, location. So important. Are there good schools around? Are there places to get groceries? Parks? Recreation centers? Most of all, is the area safe?
Will a giant door open at least 20 times a day and eject/swallow the scary creatures that you're convinced might eat your babies?
Maybe, if this mama bird had considered location more carefully, she wouldn't need to dive bomb me and my children as we leave our house.
That's right. Dive bomb.
Although it's almost worth it to see Kee waving her hands at the bird and trying to placate it by yelling, "it's okay, birdie! We're not going to eat your babies!"