Once upon a time, there was a girl named Ariel. She liked to hug her prince tightly. But she didn't know the rules on the boat. So the prince said, "No hugging tightly on the boat."
Then she hitted her prince on the bum. The prince said, "No hitting people's bums on the boat!" But she didn't know that rule either!
Then Ariel was hungry, so she ate all the food in the bottom of the boat. And the prince and all the other guys on the boat ran away because they didn't want to play follow the leader with her because she didn't do the rules right.
Then all the guys came back and Ariel said "sorry." So Ariel hugged her prince, but only gentle because she remembered the rules now! So then they all played follow the leader together and had a picnic and lived happily ever after.