This isn't a real post. For a few reasons.
1: One of the side effects of my weird inability to ready myself to move is that my swiss cheese brain can't hold onto a post idea from the time I think of it to the time I get to the computer.
2: I can't find my pants. I washed and folded three loads of laundry, one of them containing every pair of pants that I currently wear, and it's gone missing. I kind of need to find them before pick up.
3: I've got a guest post up over at Mommy's Weird, so you can just go read that.
Must. Find. Pants.