INT. SCHOOL - CLASSROOM - DAY
Children are dispersed throughout the room, seated at desks in groups of four or more. The noise level is astounding. Close in on BLUE, six year old girl wearing a blue shirt, animatedly talking to KEE, a six year old girl, and ME, a 30-something woman who is already looking forward to lunch.
I was like, totally scared on my first day of school. Like, I didn't know ANYBODY. But then I saw Orange, and I was like "she looks like a cool chick". So I was like, "hey, Orange, do you want to play with me?" And the next day I was all "Orange is totally my friend." And now we're cool. I like it.
RED, six year old boy, wearing a red shirt, walks up behind KEE and taps her on the shoulder.
Oh. Hi, Red.
RED walks back to his desk across the room.
Kee's in love with Red.
She knows that, already. She's my mummy. (to ME) We're going to get married, Mummy.
Did you know that I'm in love with Green?
Green seems nice.
You're in love with Green?!
Yeah. I totally am. The first day I got here, I saw him, and I was like, "Green is hot." And he totally likes me too.